Showing posts with label Rudy Giuliani. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rudy Giuliani. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

2400 A.D Universal Federation of Democracy and Freedom Presidential Debates!

Rudy Giuliani - Space is becoming a breeding ground for terrorists!

John McCain - We must give the illegals on Mars a path to citizenship!

Hillary Clinton - There are too many uninsured on the Moon!

Barack Obama - The Martian stimulus is working!

Al Sharpton - We must crack down on hate crimes on the Moon!

Sarah Palin - I helped get the rock pipeline from Pluto to Earth built!

Christopher Dodd - The collapse of Goldman Sach's moon bank could ruin the entire intergalactic financial system. The government must act!

Ron Paul - Mars is rapidly descending into tyranny and becoming a police state!

Mike Huckabee - I've always been a strong defender of Jupiter's ring cult and its values shape my political thinking.

John Edwards - There are now two galaxies, one for the rich and one for the poor!

Bill Richardson - As Emperor of a border planet I understand the issue of intergalactic immigration and trade.

Tom Tancredo - Lets nuke the moon.

Dennis Kucinich - We must protect the terraform environment on the moon from degradation and stop climate change by using peaceful means to disarm the sun!

Alan Keyes - Barack Obama was not born on Earth but on the planet Crypton, Where is his birth certificate?

Ralph Nader - Our space rockets are unsafe at any speed!

Al Gore - The Martian polar ice caps are melting!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The Third Jihad?

From Worldnetdaily:

"The movie, the newest offering from the producers of the captivating documentary film "Obsession," explores the existence of radical Islam in America and the emerging risk that this "homegrown jihad" poses to national security, western liberties and the American way of life."

Or perhaps our Jihad against overblown threats presents an emerging risk to our western liberties and the American way of life?

Not surprisingly, the film is endorsed by the nefarious Rudy Giuliani.