Showing posts with label John McCain.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John McCain.. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

2400 A.D Universal Federation of Democracy and Freedom Presidential Debates!

Rudy Giuliani - Space is becoming a breeding ground for terrorists!

John McCain - We must give the illegals on Mars a path to citizenship!

Hillary Clinton - There are too many uninsured on the Moon!

Barack Obama - The Martian stimulus is working!

Al Sharpton - We must crack down on hate crimes on the Moon!

Sarah Palin - I helped get the rock pipeline from Pluto to Earth built!

Christopher Dodd - The collapse of Goldman Sach's moon bank could ruin the entire intergalactic financial system. The government must act!

Ron Paul - Mars is rapidly descending into tyranny and becoming a police state!

Mike Huckabee - I've always been a strong defender of Jupiter's ring cult and its values shape my political thinking.

John Edwards - There are now two galaxies, one for the rich and one for the poor!

Bill Richardson - As Emperor of a border planet I understand the issue of intergalactic immigration and trade.

Tom Tancredo - Lets nuke the moon.

Dennis Kucinich - We must protect the terraform environment on the moon from degradation and stop climate change by using peaceful means to disarm the sun!

Alan Keyes - Barack Obama was not born on Earth but on the planet Crypton, Where is his birth certificate?

Ralph Nader - Our space rockets are unsafe at any speed!

Al Gore - The Martian polar ice caps are melting!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Who Is America's Biggest Corporate Shill?

The results are in:

Barack Obama
2 (13%)
Hillary Clinton
1 (6%)
Sean Hannity
3 (20%)
Rush Limbaugh
1 (6%)
Bill O'Reilly
0 (0%)
Keith Olberman
1 (6%)
Ben Bernanke
2 (13%)
Timothy Geithner
3 (20%)
Nancy Pelosi
0 (0%)
Rudy Giuliani
0 (0%)
John McCain
2 (13%)

Votes so far: 15
Poll closed

Looks like a tie between Hannity and Geithner.

Thanks for voting, new poll to come soon.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Why neopaleocons? Why here?

Some readers have e-mailed asking why Neopaleocons and why on Blogspot. Without getting into too much detail, our first site choice was blogsforvictory.com. Unfortunately we just couldn't hack it there.

Their slogan is "Where Defeat is not an Option" and where everything from "Hope for terrorists" to an open letter to Obama "Yes, Mr. Obama. We Are, In Fact, A Judeo-Christian Nation" appear. Anyway, after weeks of painstaking research, we couldn't find any religion called Judeo-Christianity or houses of worship representing such a religion. Also, we didn't quite view the defeat of McCain in 2008 as the death of Western Civilization. So here we are. Sad to say, but we just couldn't hack it at such an intellectually high-brow site like Blogsforvictory.


http://blogsforvictory.com/